Art o' Not – You're the Critic!

If you are reading this, you’ve been chosen by the gods of the internet to do one of the following:

1. Look through our archives, choose a piece of “artwork” you hate most, and make a comment about it.

2. Send in more material that people claim to be artwork so we at artonot can rant about it.

3. If you’re a lazy bum and don’t wanna do either of the above, follow us on twitter and STFU.

You have your options. The choice is yours. Just don’t make the gods angry.

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The earliest human paintings date back to over 30,000 years ago in the caves of Europe. Art or not? What say you?

MOAR:

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Did the suicidal painter have to get a friend to cut his ear off? No one knows for sure. But is it ART?

Telegraph: Van Gogh’s ear cut off by Gaugin

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RADIOLOGY ART…These incredible examples of Radiology Art are the work of 44-year-old medical student Satre Stuelke. Using high-tech x-ray imaging technology, Stuelke has captured everyday items such as a Big Mac and Barbie with his art. The images are created by being scanned with a GE 4-slice medical-research scanner and then processed in a free software program called Osirix. All of these complex procedures are undertaken on nothing more fancy that an iMac computer at Satre’s home. A part-time artist for 14 years, Stuelke’s radiology art is designed to show people the very essence of objects they take for granted.

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The Mexi-flu is serious business. No reason to not have some fun with it though

Verdict: Cute, but not quite artistic.

via Walyou

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What a bunch of s*ht. I poop better art every time I eat chilly with french fries, and chocolate cake together.

Although this little “masterpiece” looks cute and all, the fact is that ANYONE could have done this with about a day’s worth of effort. Rembrandt would spin in his f*ing coffin if he saw modern day critics calling this p-o-c “art”

GOOD DAY!

Original article: Artist creates invisible car

VERDICT: SEE ABOVE^^^

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(We’ll side with the latter)

Apparently there’s a furniture fair going on in Milan as we speak… a far cry from Rembrandt, IMO.

They call this ART back in Italy. Gosh, the country has regressed down the toilet since Rome… C’est la vie, I guess.

The level of shameless exuberance in this little masterpiece seems to be a little uncalled for during the greatest economic crisis of the last half century…

Hence, Our Verdict: Get a REAL Job!

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Recycled kids at artonot… Don’t hate!

If you forget the used lunch trays and empty soda cans, this could almost pass for art… gotta love the children

VERDICT: Art FO SHO!

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Methinks this task calls for a carpenter… not a wannabe “artist” with nothing better to do… I’m just kidding. Carpentry is great, for those who care about it.

Source: designboom

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